Author Archives: Tim Schwartz

Smoking… It’s not a disease. It’s a crutch

With the latest tobacco tax, the brand of cigarettes I prefer went up to twenty cents shy of a ten spot. Enraged by this gouging, I chose to go back to Roll Your Own cigarettes, or RYO’s for short. Now before I go any further, I must add my consumption rate averages around one to two packs per day, and I’ve been smoking for twenty Read More →

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Anniversary Fail

One of our Steel City Dads, Tim is at it again. Let’s take a peek at his latest fail….. As I’ve said many times before, I love my lady. And with all my issues with commitment, which I’ve had over my lifetime, the fact I haven’t hauled tail yet speaks volumes. I just love her and want to spend the rest of my life driving Read More →

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My two cents on the gun debate

One of our Steel City Dads, Tim has a few things to say on the subject of gun control. He welcomes all comments. Well all those who are not Jagoffs….. Assault weapons. Rifles. Shotguns. Handguns. Pistols. Revolvers. Guns. These nomenclatures have become buzz words for debates and arguments. Today’s lobbyists and radicals call for outright bans on firearms, and this is a direct abrogation of Read More →

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Science and Sobriety

Tim sent this to me several weeks ago, but I forgot. Sorry Tim! Enjoy! In the effort of keeping a scientific mind, I decided now would be an opportune time for a bit of a project. A study of one household. Thus I give you… Hypothesis: Is it better to go to bed at the end of the day “under the influence,” or to be Read More →

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Short Tempers

Tim absolutely LOVED the Snowmageddon …… teehee! I’m laying on my back, and staring up at the clouds. I ask God for a lightning bolt in the chest. Tornado runs over and says, “Do you still want me to go lick a metal pole to see what happens?” Before I can utter a word, he spins on his heels and off he goes laughing and dives Read More →

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The tale of the Pizza Dip

Steel City Mom is proud to welcome back our buddy Tim. Lets sit back and enjoy what has been going on in his little corner of the earth……. I love my lady. I really do. For the first time in my life, I’m not running in the opposite direction of commitment. This alone should speak volumes. Now I needed to say that first in order for Read More →

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Because you’re mine…… I walk the line

Everyday as a parent or stepparent, we walk that very thin line between sanity and losing it. Some of us do better then others but we all do our best at any given moment. Well our buddy Tim had one of those days. Please give him some love and comment after you read. Enjoy!   ……… I feel compelled to write this post simply because I came Read More →

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Hide and Seek

Tim is at it again 🙂   I love my lady, hands down, and I would do anything for her. With her these past many months have been a blast… A blur, but non-the-less a blast. With that said, I’m sitting on my throne with my laptop hiding from her little Tornado, and Hurricane. Soap drips from the ceiling, and wadded up wet poo paper Read More →

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He Who Must Not Be Named

Our 1st Guest Post….. welcome Tim to our team! In the morning of the recent passing of Happy Pappy Day, it was brought to my attention, I have become He who must not be named. From what I have gathered as I’ve mulled over the details in my mind, I have yet to comprehend the magnitude of these events. So in an effort to self Read More →

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